The Adventures of Mazedude and Goddess Julia

Christopher Getman, Julia Faria, and friends

May - June 2006

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This was my first glimpse of Goddess Julia. On stage, entertaining a crowd of cool people with her beauty, her singing, her dancing, and her coolness. I was intrigued from the start. You may notice she's wearing a crown on her head. It was her birthday party.

Somehow I managed to find my way into the birthday party, and introduce myself to the Goddess.

Then later I got all dramatic and sang "Nothing Else Matters" to her from the stage. Because, at the time, nothing else did.

Lo and behold, I get her phone number, and we go on a date a few nights later. This is a picture of me eating White Sea Worms at this ridiculously exotic Asain restaurant. She matched me by ordering the Chambai Ants. It was the beginning of an absolutely perfect first date.

We then ditched our previous plans, and instead decided to go watch Jake Kaufman (aka Virt) perform video game music, live in Los Angeles.

From left to right this is Virt, Dale North, Goddess Julia, Mazedude. the Wingless, and Mustin. This is still our first date. After trying to explain to her my world of game music, I go ahead and introduce her to several icons of the remixing community. And the best part is, she liked them. And they liked her... and were kind enough to give me a whole bunch of compliments right in front of her, so that was awesome.

Well, I certainly think she tastes good.

The first date went so well, we went on a few more. Here I am impressing her by acting like a monkey.

Shortly thereafter, I asked her to be my girlfriend, officially. This is a picture from that fateful day, at a space party we went to.

Here I am inquisitively studying the drink of the night from that party.

A telescope! Perfect for peeping into other people's showers.

Don't worry, I didn't hog the view all to myself.

A part of the party was to write your wishes down, tie them to balloons, and send them off into the night. I wrote a wish about her. I'm not telling her what it said until a few months from now. She loves a good tease. :)

So, I let her kiss someone else... but it's okay cause it's Taz.

Ah yes, magic mountain. A very fun day. Here I am tackling one of the harder rock climbing walls.

Julia, of course, had to match me, although she had never climbed before. Damn good job babe.

Three strange people at the Haha Comedy Club. Mazedude, Goddess Julia, and Lou Klein.

Don't mess with us. Not only are we a hot couple... but a dangerous one as well.

These are pictures off the set of the next production by Colapsar Entertainment. I got to kick ass with my warrior woman by my side.

Here we are after a long day of shooting.

Blade woman.

Axe woman.

Shotgun woman!

At long last I got to use my weapon of choice: the bullwhip.

Julia holds the boom while Shaun and Jeremy fight for supremacy.

And here we all are doing what's become known as "the Jeremy pose."

Orlando vs. Mazedude.

You mean I have to do another take?! Nooooo!!!

Shaun vs. Mazedude

Shaun's pretty deadly with a sword. Seriously.

We took this shot because it reminded us both of Braveheart, one of our favorite movies.

At the end of the day, even though I'm covered in sweat and muck, she still loves me. And dang she looked hot in that warrior outfit.

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